imagine how radical being a pet fish is like youre just swimming around and suddenly it starts raining food
cause of death: too shy to call ambulance
Didn’t want to inconvenience anyone
Someone else might have needed it more
♫ im on the highway to heck ♫
I like my women curvy. lots and lots of curves. so many curves. maybe even a spiral shape. with ketchup. my ideal woman is actually curly fry.
well, son, i deeply misunderstood your birthday request for COD but we still need to eat all this fish
“Life will break you. Nobody can protect you from that, and living alone won’t either, for solitude will also break you with its yearning. You have to love. You have to feel. It is the reason you are here on earth. You are here to risk your heart. You are here to be swallowed up. And when it happens that you are broken, or betrayed, or left, or hurt, or death brushes near, let yourself sit by an apple tree and listen to the apples falling all around you in heaps, wasting their sweetness. Tell yourself you tasted as many as you could.”
— Louise Erdrich, The Painted Drum LP
Turn your binoculars around. See now the tigers are smaller and further away. you gotta be smart to survive in the rainforest.